What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
