right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I am one with the molecules
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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