omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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