Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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