I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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