sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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