Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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