what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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