The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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