My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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