I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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