nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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