You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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