you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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