I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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