sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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