By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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