Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
wow bdsm is so cute
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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