Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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