I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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