do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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I can't turn off my feet"
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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