I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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