He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
im six kinds of drunk right now
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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