He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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