YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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