Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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