I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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