Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
it's like iHOP with fire
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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