these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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