Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
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I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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