gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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