two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Randomize
