ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
she woke up with a sticky ear
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
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right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.