So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.