so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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