Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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