Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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