question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
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i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
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In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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