Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
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im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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