IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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