Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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