How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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