I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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