why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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