Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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