its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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