Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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