I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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