I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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