'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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