your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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