Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
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i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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