She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
