Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
The feeling are messing with the penis
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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