i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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